We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
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I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
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Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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