Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
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He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
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I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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