Fine. I'll sleep in my office
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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