Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
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I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
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NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.