My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
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Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
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struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
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