you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
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There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
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im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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