So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
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Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
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I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
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