What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
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The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
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the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.