they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
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It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
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Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
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