So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
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