I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
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Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
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Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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