If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
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If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
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She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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