she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
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Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
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We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable