She announced her abortion via fbk
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
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I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
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I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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