If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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