Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
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My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I just found a bag of teeth...
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
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i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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