omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
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they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
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I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
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