I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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