Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
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Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
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Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.