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Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms

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Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way

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(248): Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms (1-248): Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way http://tfl.nu/a42d

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(315): View more from New York

Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.

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(315): Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out. http://tfl.nu/tygv

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I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.

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(305): I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave. http://tfl.nu/m7xq

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(203): View more from Connecticut

It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.

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(203): It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work. http://tfl.nu/tfd2

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(469): View more from Texas

I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.

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(469): I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs. http://tfl.nu/36r0

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(734): View more from Michigan

im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...

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(734): im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend... http://tfl.nu/gkjq

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.

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(403): Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl. http://tfl.nu/u7lt

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”

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(413): afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.” http://tfl.nu/qxku

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(315): View more from New York

i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee

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(315): i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee http://tfl.nu/vhng

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.

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(202): Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it. http://tfl.nu/4ii1

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(702): View more from Nevada

Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?

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(702): Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right? http://tfl.nu/4gj4

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(586): View more from Michigan

I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink

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(586): I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink http://tfl.nu/rj3c

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Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.

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(612): Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey. http://tfl.nu/j7hl

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(407): View more from Florida

Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.

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That's horrible but hilarious

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I'm going to miss college.

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(407): Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else. (1-407): That's horrible but hilarious (407): I'm going to miss college. http://tfl.nu/1mp1

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(408): View more from California

This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually

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(408): This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually http://tfl.nu/dqmb

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