If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
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I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
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Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet