Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
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While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
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Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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