she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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