What did we do last night that was yellow?
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
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There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
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I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.