Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
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i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
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You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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