my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Barsexuality is the new black.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
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I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
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I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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