Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
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Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
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Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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