I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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