PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
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I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
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WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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