Dual....:-)
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
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What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
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You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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