Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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