bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
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Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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