If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
is that a dick in a sweater?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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