They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
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