giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
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I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
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I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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