Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
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What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
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I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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