ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
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Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
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it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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