East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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