seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
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Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
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Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
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