It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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