woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
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It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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