i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
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I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
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The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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