You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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