it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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