I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
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She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
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We were licking ciroc off the poker table
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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