just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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