She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
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consequently i now know what mace tastes like
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
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The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.