found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
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alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
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He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
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