He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
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he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
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Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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