Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
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Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
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Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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