wake up i wanna do it froggy style
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
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Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
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I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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