Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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