Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
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I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
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I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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