Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
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i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
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Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
you made out with another girl for some wings
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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