"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
And then he peed in my hair
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